Put the lotion in the basket...

...Or eggs. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

I get it, I get it. Eggs are sensitive. They break easily. You don't want to go and trip and break an entire basket of eggs, because then you could potentially have "egg on your face." (Zing!) Here is the part I don't understand as I did not grow up in a farming community. Are you supposed to carry multiple baskets with which to...um...harvest the eggs. If you did and you tripped and fell then you would still have baskets filled with broken eggs. Or do farmers normally make more than one egg harvesting trip? Are you telling me to be patient? I am not patient. What is your secret underlying message here? A girl needs to know!